CJ’s Blog

The Bits and Bytes of my Life

About the Admin

All the extra, and miscelleneous crap you want to know about the Admin for whatever reason, is all on this here page.

Name: C.J, but you can call me the Ceej Machine

Altar Ego’s: SergeantSarcasm, InsurgentSarcasm, LieutenantLulz, SergeantSubtlety, Exlax, Idiot, Moron, and “The Funny Guy”

Birthplace/date: In a galaxy far, far away…. A long time ago…

 Sign: Virgin… I mean.. Virgo

Occupation: Do you get paid to be an idiot?

Well, thats basically me. If you would like to learn about my appearance, or if you want to hear more sardonic comments, then continue scrolling downwards.

Hair: Jet black with a hint of sexiness

Eyes: Jet black with a hint of sexiness

Weight: Pretty damn skinny… with a hint of sexiness

Height: Ehhh, Average… with a hint of sexiness

Other Features: I wear glasses… not so sexy

Wow, with what I just told you I bet you’re thinking im pretty damn sexy. Anyways, moving on to “Firsts”

First Friend: My yellow toy truck

First Pet: A dog my sister named, Snoogyhugglebunch

First Crush: Nintendo 64

First Fight: I got my ass handed to me by my sisters when I accidentally said “Friends sucks”

First Job: Telemarketer, and lemme tell ya… Boy it sucked.

Pretty interesting eh? Going on to Favourites.

Favourite Movie: The last movie I saw

Favourite Book: The last book I read

Favourite TV Show: Whatever’s on the food network

Favourite Color: Blue… No wait! Yellow… BLUE!!! Definitley Blue…

Favourite Musician: Daft Punk Lololololololololol

Favourite Food: Whatever is edible and can fit in my mouth

Favourite Sport: Sleeping!! I can own all of y-…Z.z.z.z…

Favourite Animal:Anything that bleeds for over 3 days and doesn’t die

Well thats everything you’d want to know about me. Without a doubt there will be people wanting to know about my Future.

Children: Adopt a kid and name him Optimus Prime

Spouse: Im naming my child Optimus Prime….

Career: Leader of the Autobots… Like Father, like son

Dream Home: Autobot HQ

Car: Buddy, I transform into one…

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