The Bits and Bytes of my Life
All the extra, and miscelleneous crap you want to know about the Admin for whatever reason, is all on this here page.
Name: C.J, but you can call me the Ceej Machine
Altar Ego’s: SergeantSarcasm, InsurgentSarcasm, LieutenantLulz, SergeantSubtlety, Exlax, Idiot, Moron, and “The Funny Guy”
Birthplace/date: In a galaxy far, far away…. A long time ago…
Sign: Virgin… I mean.. Virgo
Occupation: Do you get paid to be an idiot?
Well, thats basically me. If you would like to learn about my appearance, or if you want to hear more sardonic comments, then continue scrolling downwards.
Hair: Jet black with a hint of sexiness
Eyes: Jet black with a hint of sexiness
Weight: Pretty damn skinny… with a hint of sexiness
Height: Ehhh, Average… with a hint of sexiness
Other Features: I wear glasses… not so sexy
Wow, with what I just told you I bet you’re thinking im pretty damn sexy. Anyways, moving on to “Firsts”
First Friend: My yellow toy truck
First Pet: A dog my sister named, Snoogyhugglebunch
First Crush: Nintendo 64
First Fight: I got my ass handed to me by my sisters when I accidentally said “Friends sucks”
First Job: Telemarketer, and lemme tell ya… Boy it sucked.
Pretty interesting eh? Going on to Favourites.
Favourite Movie: The last movie I saw
Favourite Book: The last book I read
Favourite TV Show: Whatever’s on the food network
Favourite Color: Blue… No wait! Yellow… BLUE!!! Definitley Blue…
Favourite Musician: Daft Punk Lololololololololol
Favourite Food: Whatever is edible and can fit in my mouth
Favourite Sport: Sleeping!! I can own all of y-…Z.z.z.z…
Favourite Animal:Anything that bleeds for over 3 days and doesn’t die
Well thats everything you’d want to know about me. Without a doubt there will be people wanting to know about my Future.
Children: Adopt a kid and name him Optimus Prime
Spouse: Im naming my child Optimus Prime….
Career: Leader of the Autobots… Like Father, like son
Dream Home: Autobot HQ
Car: Buddy, I transform into one…
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